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March 25, 2009
Submit a caption #1 - Win a pizza!

Local cartoonist - Rick Parker is supplying the cartoons: http://www.rickparkerart.com

Contest will run through Midnight on Tuesday, March 31st.

Winner gets a pizza from Village Trattoria! http://www.villagetrattoria.com

And the winner is:

#11 by tigerlilly. "I think you're taking your job as
headhunter too seriously"

Comments:

1) In retrospect, I'm glad I missed my target for a bonus this year.
Posted by: nohero at March 25, 2009 at 05:45pm

2) Smithers, it's possible you misunderstood us when we explained the concept of plaques for the Employee of the Month several years ago...
Posted by: PeggyC at March 25, 2009 at 08:50pm

3) I'll take a Number 2, but hold the glasses.
Posted by: hommell at March 25, 2009 at 10:15pm

4) You sure you want this CEO job, Ted?? The last couple didn't fare so well.
Posted by: JDeez at March 26, 2009 at 09:20am

5) And you say none of them submitted a caption?
Posted by: dave at March 26, 2009 at 10:20am

6) So THIS is where you come to get ahead in this place.
Posted by: elle at March 26, 2009 at 01:50pm

7) When did they get the ax?
Posted by: lude at March 26, 2009 at 02:11pm

8) Is this where we can order headcheese?
Posted by: bgs at March 26, 2009 at 03:11pm

9) You know, I didn't like that shade of lipstick with the suit she was wearing yesterday. But here, it kind of works!
Posted by: apple44 at March 26, 2009 at 03:50pm

10) Are those the ones that refused to give back their AIG bonuses?
Posted by: rbcole123 at March 26, 2009 at 05:18pm

11) I know people call us recruiters "Head-hunters" Bill, but I think you may be taking that a bit too literally...
Posted by: Tigerlilly at March 26, 2009 at 05:19pm

12) Alfonse decided to find a new way to manage the company's headcount.
Posted by: mommyrock at March 26, 2009 at 05:36pm

13) Hey, thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: Dytunck at March 26, 2009 at 08:02pm

14) I see what you mean by getting ahead in your position.
Posted by: wolfmak at March 26, 2009 at 08:07pm

15) To think I kissed that woman.
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:13pm

16) If you look closely, you can see that they're right... hair does continue to grow after death. The proof is right there, on Mildred's upper lip.
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:27pm

17) I thought you said 'heads were gonna roll' boss... ?
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:32pm

18) I agree overpopulation leads to high unemployment, but couldn't we try contraception insead?
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:35pm

19) Great likenesses, but where are our colleagues, really.
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:37pm

20) To think we'll never be able to wipe that smile off her face.
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:47pm

21) Not feeling so smug now, eh, Simpson?
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 08:49pm

22) I see our Board of Directors has a few openings... They really were asleep at the wheel.
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 09:02pm

23) As my teenager would say, "Work sucks and then you die."
Posted by: lisat at March 26, 2009 at 09:04pm

24) The Boss always gets Head!
Posted by: Monster at March 26, 2009 at 09:05pm

25) See Ted, I told you The Boss means it when he calls Heads on a coin toss.
Posted by: Monster at March 26, 2009 at 09:07pm

26) Wow- I guess these guys were over populating the South Mountain Reservation just like the deer.
Posted by: spogs99 at March 26, 2009 at 10:57pm

27) I hate to see what's in the back room....
Posted by: crossroads at March 27, 2009 at 08:14am

28) Beats those old-fashioned portraits... cheapter too.
Posted by: lisat at March 27, 2009 at 10:06am

29) You know something Barney? I think I'll take the lady's hair this time. I dunno. I'm feeling spunky this season.

I donate my pizza to the second place entry.
Posted by: james hetfield at March 27, 2009 at 11:42am

30) So THIS is what happened to all thosed banned MOL posters!
Posted by: revamped at March 27, 2009 at 01:20pm

31) ...you guys are looking for what?
Posted by: ajc at March 27, 2009 at 02:12pm

32) But how do I know this is a good head hunting firm?
Posted by: joan crystal at March 27, 2009 at 04:35pm

33) I remember reading somewhere that most Psychiatrists don't even do therapy with their patients anymore.
Posted by: sodisenchanted at March 28, 2009 at 02:56am

34) Not to worry you Parker, but the Board would like to know your neck size.
Posted by: jbb at March 28, 2009 at 01:16pm

35) I'll call ahead if I was you.
Posted by: wolfmak at March 29, 2009 at 08:24pm

36) Nice job Snyder... Who spear-headed the project...
Posted by: wolfmak at March 29, 2009 at 08:31pm

37) Heads can't roll if you keep this up...
Posted by: wolfmak at March 29, 2009 at 08:43pm

38) This is your reward if you keep your head up high...
Posted by: wolfmak at March 29, 2009 at 08:46pm

39) No wonder they say Republicans are extinct in Maplewood!
Posted by: jurgens at March 30, 2009 at 07:37am

40) Looks like the Human Resource department,has it's own problems.........
Posted by: Kitty at March 30, 2009 at 09:45am

41) So that's what happend to the contestants who came second on Americam Idol!..
Posted by: kitty at March 30, 2009 at 09:51am

42) Sorry, Doreen but it was for the good of the community.
Posted by: russechr at March 30, 2009 at 03:49pm

43) When Art said he wanted to mount a Republican attack on the Township Committee, he really meant it!
Posted by: Hankzona at March 31, 2009 at 12:42am

44) The little people who got me here had the best heads in the business.
Posted by: bets at March 31, 2009 at 12:56am

45) Gridley, you really are an accomplished headhunter.
Posted by: SO Refugee at March 31, 2009 at 06:19am

46) Sir, I can understand why Smithers, Forsythe and Jeeves are up there, as they did have better looking mustaches than you, but why is Gladys up there?
Posted by: soparent at March 31, 2009 at 07:52am

47) Um, sir. I know we're in publishing but this is not the definition I had in mind for Face Book.
Posted by: Kibbegirl at March 31, 2009 at 09:02am

48) Grisley, concerning your promotion, we admire your drive to get ahead, but it is all dependent on your body of work
Posted by: calliope at March 31, 2009 at 11:19am

49) I think maybe I'll take that retirement package after all....
Posted by: Tigerlilly at March 31, 2009 at 11:56am

50) I told you it was a bad idea to stick your neck out.
Posted by: vandalay at March 31, 2009 at 12:11pm

51) But Where's the Rest of the township commitee?
Posted by: crane's at March 31, 2009 at 12:14pm

52) These are the winners of the past caption contests.
Posted by: towardtheone at March 31, 2009 at 12:28pm

53) These are the winners from the past caption contests,enjoy your pizza.
Posted by: towardtheone at March 31, 2009 at 01:44pm

54) "GEEZ, I didnt think the citizens hated the Town Council members THAT much!"
Posted by: happy puppster at March 31, 2009 at 01:52pm

55) They weren�t kidding when the sign out front said Barack�s Head Shop!
Posted by: jonboy at March 31, 2009 at 03:48pm

56) Ummm� yes I spell my name W-A-G-O-N-E-R.

Posted by: jonboy at March 31, 2009 at 03:49pm

57) Oh, I see there is no cure for Matzoh Charlotte poisoning
Posted by: Sbenois at March 31, 2009 at 10:47pm

58) Mr. Grisley, why are the names on the busts of all of the News-Record editors from the last three years spelled right?
Posted by: sbenois at March 31, 2009 at 10:53pm

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